Liberators Without Borders delivered a formal declaration of war to the Islamic Fuckwit Regime of Syria at 2024-12-11 22:39 Philippines Standard Time (UTC+8), after giving way more (1 hour and 26 minutes) than the standard 30 minutes for resolution via diplomacy. The extended delay was caused by administrative and technical difficulties, not because we are not treating the Syrian dictator's crimes (crime I guess?) seriously and urgently.

Here follows a timeline of events:

Circa 2012, Liberators Without Borders chairman Paul Edwards had given up trying to get the Australian government to take unilateral action to liberate the Middle East from cruel dictators and had decided to create a mass movement by directly appealing to the Australian people. The dumbfuck Australian people had gone to the streets to try to force our Vietnamese allies into commie gulags, so why not go to the streets to do something that was actually positive? ie end modern day slavery. Surely the Australian people aren't a bunch of immoral Skippy fuckwits? So one man protests were held, to get the Australian people on the street to demand that the immoral Skippy fuckwit government get off its fucking ass. Unfortunately the chairman's theory that the Austrlian people - indeed - his own family - weren't immoral Skippy fuckwits was fundamentally flawed. He wasn't able to rally a single immoral Skippy fuckwit behind the cause. Which was a bit odd, as approximately 50% of Australians had supported ending institutionalized rape and tongue-chopping in Iraq in 2003, with "only" approximately 50% of Australians being immoral Skippy fuckwits defacto supporting institutionalized rape and tongue-chopping, because when it comes down to it, who really gives a fuck if rag-heads get raped and tortured by their own rag-head government? It's probably part of their culture or something. Certainly no feminists - worldwide - had an issue with rag-heads being raped by their own government - and if you can't trust a western feminist - who can you trust? Note that approximately 90% of Australians supported military action in 1990, so it was a shock to the chairman that Australians had degenerated so much in just 13 years. And now we were sitting at 0% giving a flying fuck about rag-heads after a further 9 years.

Fast-forward to 2024-12-08 and the brave Syrian people managed to free themselves from state-slavery with no help from immoral Skippy fuckwits.

The Syrian people were now technically free - living under a rational, humanist, non-subjugating government as far as anyone knew. There were literally no rules being imposed on the people by the new regime. The regime only had rules for its own security services, not the people, and those rules were something Jefferson would have been proud of. The chairman of LWB cried when he saw how much care the new rulers had for the Syrian people.

After control of the .sy domain entered Free World North, LWB chairman wrote (at 2024-12-11 18:49 Philippines (UTC+8) time) to the new government. This wasn't originally intended to be an open letter, but now is. It was sent in 3 parts due to administrative mistakes, likely caused by a "rush to market". It is provided as a consolidated exhibit here. This was followed up by a phone call to +963112226000 (as per https://www.pministry.gov.sy) where the LWB chairman attempted to check that the emails hadn't been intercepted by the CIA, Freemasons or the Boy Scouts. It was actually pretty impressive that the person who answered the phone was capable of understanding an Australian accent at natural speed. There was a bit of confusion when he seemed to ask "Are you a terrorist?" and after the chairman insisted that he wasn't a terrorist and why would you think that I am a terrorist, the Syrian government repeated the word, and it turned out to be "journalist". No. Just an ordinary Australian civilian. Possibly should have mentioned his association with LWB, but wasn't expecting things to escalate to war so soon. All was well on the call. Mutual respect and thanks. Philippines mobile phone number provided in case text was helpful. No confirmation that the emails had been received though.

At 2024-12-11 19:46 Philippines (UTC+8) time, Nafiseh Kohnavard - someone already traumatized by the cruel Iranian dictatorship - reports that she is being pressured by a gun-wielding homicidal maniac - an HTS goon - to wear a headscarf, despite HTS policy of non-interference in female dress code or pretty much anything - I think it's called laissez faire - what the British did in Hong Kong for example.

Fortunately Syria is now part of the Free World (specifically the Northern Hemisphere), so any issues with rogue security forces can be quickly and effectively resolved simply by contacting the Free Syrian Government.

Switching allegiance from the Free Syrian Government to Nafiseh at the drop of a hat, the (now emotional) chairman of LWB wrote (at 2024-12-11 21:13 Philippines (UTC+8) time) an angry, emotional letter to the Free Syrian Government, expecting the government of the free world to be professional and ignore the angry outburst of a non-citizen in defence of a non-citizen and just deal with the underlying issue professionally and politely - just as you would expect from the Australian government.

In addition, the chairman attempted to use the official form to submit a complaint. Without an English version it was quite difficult, but not impossible given the availability of Google Translate. Some of the writing was a bit garbled as these fuckwit rag-heads write right-to-left - apparently Arabs don't care about ink being smudged all over the paper when you do that - the same apathy African kids seem to have about flies. Anyway - the form asked for a "National Number". I wrote in "none" for that, but in hindsight I probably should have put "eaten by the dog", but the real killer was the virtually unreadable "verification code". Only 3 letters were visible, which I assume is incomplete. But the real killer killer was the fact that after hitting "send", there was no feedback to say whether it had been sent (where the unresponsive regime would then be in a position to ignore it - the same as the Australian government does), or whether I needed to correct some of the fields. The system is fundamentally rigged. At least when I submit the contact form to the Australian PM there is feedback to say it has been accepted (and you can almost hear the laughter as if they give a shit what you think - these pricks need to be challenged by "One Nation" which is more likely to care about the people). Anyway, the lack of response from the form means I don't know if "none" is accepted as the "national number", so that non-citizens can complain about the government.

After way more than 30 minutes with no response, war was formally declared at 2024-12-11 22:39 Philippines (UTC+8) time, as per this.

At 2024-12-11 23:39 Philippines (UTC+8) time the Australian government was given a heads-up to prepare for war against Syria. Just to be clear - they may have already been doing that themselves after reading the same BBC news feed that I read. I'm not claiming to be the only person in Australia who cares about the human rights of people in Syria (including non-Syrians). I haven't noticed an announcement of a war here, but the website is a bit of a mess (unlike the BBC News website), so it may be buried in there somewhere, but I'm not prepared to wade through all that shit looking for news of the war. If Australia ever does anything I'll continue to rely on the BBC to report it. Nothing there either at time of writing. Maybe all the war correspondents are stuck in a queue.

Until further notice, all times will be given in Philippines (UTC+8) time, since that is where the current command center of LWB is located.

At 2024-12-12 06:44, the Syrian regime was informed via email that the LWB website had been updated with the promised details.

At 2024-12-12 06:55, the Australian government was given the promised update with this.

Godspeed ADF and all allied forces.

Discussion of the war is taking place here.

Although in fairness it looks like they are making an effort, so maybe war is premature. Maybe it's a simple case of their "Dob in an HTS member via email in English from overseas" system isn't fully functional given that they've only been in power for a short time.