Open letter to Mohammed Shia' Al Sudani, Prime Minister of Iraq, media.office@pmo.gov.iq
From: Paul Edwards, Chairman of
Liberators Without Borders
Date: 2025-01-20
Dear Mr Sudani,
My name is Paul Edwards, and I am from an Australian-based organization called "Liberators Without Borders".
When Iraqi women were being raped by their own government (Saddam) - ie institutionalized rape - I was one of the people cheering the US-led liberation of your country.
This was far more successful than the 100,000 butchered in a failed uprising in 1991. The Americans are not going to apologize for asking you to rise up "just like we did" (a pack of lies - the Americans had a civil war, not a revolution, and it was won by French heavy-lifting, and even then only temporarily - the British could have easily retaken the territory after finishing off the French), but I will apologize that that happened to you.
Anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH for trusting the forces of the free world to do the right thing and mostly standing aside (deserting or defecting) instead of shooting at our forces. I was one of the people who assured you that our forces could be trusted. As an Australian I am part of Anglophone and Western culture, and "knew" that we meant you no harm.
And indeed - the Americans in particular sent an enormous amount of aid to your country, and didn't ask for a damned thing in return - not even a bus timetable.
Apologies for the delay (I was busy with porting PDOS-generic to the mainframe, and wasn't in the mood to write letters).
Anyway, I want to warn you that Trump America is nothing remotely like the America that you saw in 2003. This is not something I recognize. It ain't the America I knew and loved. This is a bunch of faggots claiming to be Christian, quoting things from the bible that Jesus said like "to the victor go the spoils" and "America first" (meaning - if you want to invade Greenland - go right ahead - who gives a shit about anyone except yourself - Jesus sure as fuck didn't). Note that this is not a direct quote from the bible, but it is part of the "bible codes". Ask the "Islamic scholars" how that is done (every western invention is actually in the Quran if you look hard enough).
So my advice to you is to ask the Americans to leave immediately. I know they are helping you to defeat some raghead terrorists, which is cool, but you don't need the world's premier military to defeat a bunch of raghead terrorists. Any Eurotrash nation or coalition of Eurotrash nations can help you do that.
I am writing this to you on the 20th, Sydney time. Iraq is behind us, and then the Americans are even further behind. Long story short - Trump hasn't come to office yet. You still have some precious hours left. America may turn into a Nazi dictatorship within the next 4 years, and unfortunately they're in a position to conquer not just Greenland, but quite possibly the entire free world. With a bit of luck none of that will happen, but be warned - America is not America.
So while Biden is still in office, I suggest you get a pile of taxis, preferably 2 taxis for every American soldier in case one taxi breaks down, and send them to the nearest border - anywhere except Iraq. This may be the last time you hear from me too. They can conquer Australia for shits and giggles too. If you're willing to set up a Nazi dictatorship in your own country, I don't expect "Americans" to care about Australia either. We're in this shit together. Semper fi!
P.S. Sorry about that treacherous Rudd withdrawing our troops prematurely. Australia has "issues" too. But not even that slimeball Rudd is a Nazi.