Open letter to Ashraf Ghani, President of Puppet Afghan Government
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From: Mawlavi Abdul Hakim, Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan (infidels say "Taliban")
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Date: 2021-01-06
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Dear Mr Ghani.
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I am sick to fucking death of you fucking clowns. I've spent the
last FOUR MONTHS quibbling with you, blocked on the issue of
"how to resolve blocks". For fuck's sake, give it up already!
Learn to say "yes". We were very polite.
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Anyway, I've got better things to do with my time. And quite
frankly, even blowing up Afghan Muslim civilians is losing its
buzz. I'm not exactly sure how the Americans convinced us to
focus on killing Muslims and leaving them (infidels) alone, but
it seemed like a good idea at the time. Shits and giggles, so
to speak.
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But now I'd like to return to killing infidels. And since the
infidels have almost completely vacated Afghanistan, where the
fuck am I supposed to find someone to kill? And then I saw
<A HREF="http://www.liberatorswithoutborders.org/fiji.htm">this</A>
in my inbox. Fucking FIJI is about to join forces with fucking ROMANIA
to "liberate" Thailand and Australia. WTF? But then the idea
hit me - this is an infidel vs infidel war. Why should the
infidels have all the fun killing infidels? Why can't we have
some? The Thais are mainly Buddhist (INFIDEL SCUM!) and the
Australians are mainly Christian and atheist (DOUBLE INFIDEL
SCUM!). So what I am proposing is that your puppet regime and
the glorious Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan set aside our
differences for now, and join with Fiji and Romania (and
other forces) against Thailand and Australia. If you're in
agreement with that, just reply to me with "seig heil", and
I'll know exactly what you mean! Good luck comrade! Muslims
of the world unite!
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