Open letter to Frank Bainimarama, Prime Minister of Fiji
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From: Viliame Gavoka, Associate Member of
<A HREF="http://www.liberatorswithoutborders.org">Liberators Without Borders</A>
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Date: 2021-01-06
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Dear Mr Bainimarama.
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You probably don't know me, but I'm a Fijian taxpayer,
meaning I pay you so you work for me.
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Here is what I would like you to do.
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I was informed via my twitter feed that WORLD WAR THREE is just
about to start! Holy fuck! I was just about to climb the coconut
tree in my backyard on my private island paradise to get a yummy
coconut when all this shit started going down!
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Anyway, the long and short of it is that Romania - yes, FUCKING
ROMANIA - is the country that is about to start the world war.
I've had a close read of what the
<A HREF="http://www.liberatorswithoutborders.org/romania.htm">
Romanian government</A> is about to do, and actually, the logic
seems to be sound, and the cause just. Basically liberate both
Thailand and Australia. Fiji has an extremely proud history of
fighting for freedom in WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan
and Iraq. Please don't break the tradition, and make immediate
contact with the Romanian government offering them the full
services of the Fijian military forces. Actually, I'm thinking
of signing up myself. What could be better than dying a martyr
for the freedom of Thailand and Australia? Also note that
Australia has given Fiji a shitload of economic aid in the past,
so it's time to repay the favor to the Australian people. What
greater gift than FREEDOM? Oh, also try to get all the other
Pacific Islands involved in the war. Fiji is considered to be
the leader of the Pacific Islands, after all.
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